ryanvallejo:

korralight:

image

okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

image

exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick



suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay


jaclcfrost:

inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused


thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again


thebirdfriend:

trebled-negrita-princess:

jamarrob:

chekhov:

baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

What the fuck kind of MC Escher stairs was this bitch walking down

😂

Welp, you just an assed out individual huh?

Books don’t shatter.


opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti


claphne:

it’s called fashion look it up

claphne:

it’s called fashion look it up


kierensimon:

yes but consider ur fav ship

  • making rly bad jokes rly at night and full on snort laughing w/ each other
  • FIGHTING OVER BLANKETS IN BED
  • 1 of them cooking dinner but its shit and the other totally taking the piss
  • finding the song that’s /their song/ but its a rly bad song…

afoxboy:

afoxboy:

afoxboy:

why are gay rights events always in the summer?

because pride goeth before the fall

i was so excited about this pun i literally ran out of the shower without turning the water off


worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda


meanplastic:

dirudo:

clituorice:



that’s hilary duff tho 

no, thats beyonce

meanplastic:

dirudo:

clituorice:

that’s hilary duff tho

no, thats beyonce



spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why