Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
when the waiter approaches your table with your food
STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION TO JUST BE HAPPY
STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY TO JUST STOP WORRYING
STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH AN ED TO JUST EAT
STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH PTSD TO JUST GET OVER IT
STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ADHD/ADD TO JUST CALM DOWN
People who ship destiel
People who ship destiel and hate Sam
THE SECOND PICTURE IS TERRIFYING I AM REVOKING YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
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